I'll make you OD on Muhibah-ness!!!!

Yo! what it do mami! (hahaha. i learnt this from watching a show on gangsters in America!)

Being a fellow muhibah-ian requires us to learn the cultures of other races! like for example, i know somewhere in saudi (or some other random place) you rub noses to say hi.

imma gonna try that next time i see pet and marie, but i think they'll be freaked out lah. like how that day pet was freaked out when i told her i wanted to lick mylove's ears.


what is wrong with licking ears i ask you? perfectly fine what. just like how it's fine to crack your knuckles in front of petrina because she gets queasy and it's damn funny. just like how it's fine to jiggle your butt in front of the full length mirror in the gym and marie runs away because she's too embarrassed to be seen with a jiggly butt.

okay lah. i think ive ran out of creative juices because i pooped just now so all my juices are flowing in some sewage tank in ampang.

pictures of muhibah girls to make you go 'wah, why are they damn pretty and funny one?'. Not only are we perfect, we are also damn modest too. wtf.

[2]007 Ball, 2007

Presentation Skills class

Splicing Chamber

Marie's bald spot. HAHAHAHAHA.WTF. DAMN FUNNY. everytime i see this picture i have the urge to roll on the floor clutching my stomach and screaming 'BALD CHINESE GIRL!!! BALD CHINESE GIRL!!!'

aih. woe is me. this is the end of the post because i now have to drive to an indonesian shop to purchase some massaging oil for the Mame.

peace,love and all the good shit. (literally, as in poo. as in good pooing session)

xoxo
the malay one

How 4 Friends Met in 2 Hours...

One day, Pronta was walking alone along the shady sidewalk, then she decided to bask under the sun to look crispy and sexy. When she was happily walking, she fell into a very very deep construction hole..was a long way down before she hit the ground..

Then along came a Chinese man, Kuey Teow tumbled beside her. She was shivering, panicking with intense fear that she slapped Kuey Teow left to right! However, after being in the hole for soo long, they finally got along well and both became friends.. They played so many games that the all the ditch in the hole was splashed and this made funny sounds and noises from above the pavement..

After they got tired, both slept. Only to be awaken when Caesar Salad crushed onto them. Pronta was like, "Eh, whats with this hole? Its like a black hole in space! A vacuum! Everyone keeps falling through!" The three friends shuddered and continued chatting and probably even planning their way out!

Then as expected, a Black named MudCake landed on his buttocks and he was cursing all the way. He was very determined to escape but the other 3 looked on stupidly..as he was kicking the walls terribly, he got tired and soon ran outta breathe, fainted. By then, oxygen level was decreasing and soon they were all dead before they even knew it..When their remains were discovered, they were all piled up as if that was their last hug before they departed.

SO SAD RIGHT!!!

This is what the HOLE did to these innocent creatures today! It is the HOLE which calls itself Marie's Stomach!

Im ready to bear the sins of what I did..

Ps: Someone found the remains trashed in the toilet and quickly made a report.

Indian vs Chinese

See ar there's this racist Chinese girl in college. Everyone, especially Indians, look out for her ok.

She's tall, but not too tall. She's got symmetrical moles on her cheeks and on her calf. She has karipap hair. A bit pretty la. But then you see that racist look in her eye and she suddenly looks like the Grinch without balls and green scaly skin.



She calls herself Lee Kah Yee, but it's a lie, a LIE I tell you.

She's actually some relative of bin Laden who was deported from Arab and sent to the peaceful city of Taiping where this nice man adopted her and taught her to repair radios.

Then she ABUSED him and threw a fridge on him.

By the way, she's damn strong Ok. Which is why I can't take her on myself.

I'm calling upon my Indian brothers and sisters to join me in this battle too take down the evil heir of a radio shop who wants nothing more than to see our destruction from the muhibah lands of Malaysia.

We must fight! We must stand for our little rights and low equity!

Viva La La Indias!

Join me and together, we shall take down our greatest threat - the racist Lee Kah Yee!

Please RSVP yur attendance at 3muhibah@gmail.com


Your support is greatly appreciated.



xoxo
the Indian Muhibahian

Racism.. It Exists!

xoxo
The Indian Muhibahian

Shorty Get LOW

WootWoot!

Muhibahian #1 turned 20 last month.

And Muhibahian #2 turned 20 on Wed-nes-day!

WOOTWOOT! I'm the youngest, least wrinkled (albeit most saggy) Muhibahian left.

Its because I'm Indian, right?

Damn racist man you people.

Aaaaaaaaaaaanyways to dear MARIE LOW who's now an old aunty driving scarily around in the Myvi... HAPPY CUPPYCAKE BIRTHDAY BABES!

A coupla days late but sorry la, Indian timing and all that =D

Thank you.. for all those belly-dancing philosophy-spouting moments! Like not wanting to laugh before exams in case all your knowledge flies out or something like that. And telling a group of us in the backseat you're driving without your contact lenses -.- And following me on a five-course meal binge in college and moving from one stall to another so people won't realize how much we're eating! HAHA you're priceless la woman.

Eh sorry ar, this post a bit short coz my sister is singing Sean Kingston while doing weird actions like putting her hands above her head to symbolize a house.

Anyway, Marie get low low low low low low loooooooow I LOOOVE YOU!

Hearts and kisses from the Indian (the marginalized one. Its because I'm short right? Damn prejudiced man you people).

This is the Malay one speaking.

I'm watching Taylor Swift on Ellen, and goddamnit.

I NEED A GLITTER GUITAR!!!

it's a guitar thats covered with silver glitter. OH MY GOD. SO GLAM. i also want. who gives two fly infested shit that i dont know how to play it!!! i want oneee!!!!

because 3 muhibah is gaining popularity. *wishful thinking* i am presenting you with a picture of us!


and i know marie will scream bloody muder because she thinks her arm is huge here, i dont know what's wrong with her eyes lah. probably all that kangkung in her brain,damaged her eyesight.

Eh, by the way, since there's hardly any visual aid in this blog, i present to you the video us muhibah took on our trip to AMPANGGGG.. where we shisa-ed and ate cool arab food. this video has a special appearance by Audrey Kee the resident MakCik from JB.





xoxo
jaja

Tada!!! :D

12:35am - I am eating some very exotic food!

I'll present you......................


POTATO CHIP MAGGI! P.C.M! Patut Curi Makan!






You mix & eat them together
And then ull be busy concentrating on it
Others don't matter
HAHAHA..

Eh the mee i made was more appetizing coz got shredded timun and fried shallots and more soup. The pics are for people with poor imaginations...
So, dats it for today! goodnight!

Holla!! Im Back From Moksha!

Okay..hehe Hello people, Im MARIE youve all been talking bout, just emerged onto the surface (pick ur own surface)..rite, this is shite. Ive learnt all sorts of Sanskirts thing! Quick Quiz meee...!

FYI: im a little disoriented that i could be writing a karangan for u all now. My heart beats 1/2 the time of normal rate. My hands are damn stiff right now because 1)I tercelur my blardy left hand in college and 2) this is my first time blogging...im feeling as if im talking to myself? its like u can applicate this with talking to the lens ALONE. Dats why lah i camera shy!!Adui..

Anyway, wads d point if u put one foot n leave it to stick there..mite as well put both rite! haha okay lah THE REAL reason y i decided to write my tots now is coz i was left out to teach wacky children with dylexia and ADHD symdrome at home while my both Melayu and India kawan are having great time munching off oozygloozy DADAH burgers in Ampang. Wad to dooo..i cannot go..Dont tapau for me ill tie ur both hairs into knots ah! U know how much food meant to me right...Even though they torture me like the soup just now i didnt mind, i telan summore!! SEE!

Its time to go spinning class now! where ill become the intructor kecik to my frens! Weeeeeee!!! :D