One day, Pronta was walking alone along the shady sidewalk, then she decided to bask under the sun to look crispy and sexy. When she was happily walking, she fell into a very very deep construction hole..was a long way down before she hit the ground..
Then along came a Chinese man, Kuey Teow tumbled beside her. She was shivering, panicking with intense fear that she slapped Kuey Teow left to right! However, after being in the hole for soo long, they finally got along well and both became friends.. They played so many games that the all the ditch in the hole was splashed and this made funny sounds and noises from above the pavement..
After they got tired, both slept. Only to be awaken when Caesar Salad crushed onto them. Pronta was like, "Eh, whats with this hole? Its like a black hole in space! A vacuum! Everyone keeps falling through!" The three friends shuddered and continued chatting and probably even planning their way out!
Then as expected, a Black named MudCake landed on his buttocks and he was cursing all the way. He was very determined to escape but the other 3 looked on stupidly..as he was kicking the walls terribly, he got tired and soon ran outta breathe, fainted. By then, oxygen level was decreasing and soon they were all dead before they even knew it..When their remains were discovered, they were all piled up as if that was their last hug before they departed.
SO SAD RIGHT!!!
This is what the HOLE did to these innocent creatures today! It is the HOLE which calls itself Marie's Stomach!
Im ready to bear the sins of what I did..
Ps: Someone found the remains trashed in the toilet and quickly made a report.
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